Patriotism

One thing about being single is that noone is around to tell you things like:

"That outfit really does not match."
"Your hair is worse than bad today."
"No, you shouldn't eat that second bowl of ice cream...it's goning to make you sick."
"You know you'll burn today, put on some sun block."

And that last one, eventhough I was at my parents' house, and there were three other people to tell me that, it still didn't happen. Instead, the response there is:

"You're thirty years old! Take care of yourself."

Clearly, I can't. Help me, please, somebody!